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a plastic bag drifting through the wind ([personal profile] windeity) wrote in [community profile] scramblecrossing2017-04-14 03:07 pm

CMO - JOHN EGBERT




Call-Me-Out post for one (1) John Egbert of Homestuck


also casually puts his font here for tagging not on my laptop whoops
parodeity: averyniceprince @ tumblr (CATS 🎧 fucking cats man)

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[personal profile] parodeity 2017-05-23 08:52 pm (UTC)(link)
continuously getting your hair cut when you "need" it is just like
you know
paying a subscription fee to said haircut
hair is pay to play

speaking of you need a haircut
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[personal profile] parodeity 2017-05-23 08:59 pm (UTC)(link)
no your subscription is out of date
youre like doing last months mmorpg hair quests
or two months ago
as in
you need a haircut
rose and i discussed it and we agreed
and somehow i got volunteered to point it out
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[personal profile] parodeity 2017-05-23 09:11 pm (UTC)(link)
ok that is absolute bullshit and a terrible lie
my hair is neatly trimmed fuck you
i pay to play every month
you have to UPKEEP this shit egbert
or you will never unlock all the mounts
which are an important mmorpg thing
like collecting all the pokemon only less interactive and more why though
also ive never actually discussed with her the meaning of your cowlick
isnt that some anime trope
like
that means you are the dopey hero or whatever
shit we just solved some kinda mystery right there
maybe this means you also have some sort of dbz powerup sequence as of yet unlocked

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[personal profile] alienates 2017-05-23 09:18 pm (UTC)(link)
EGBERT.
I HAVE JUST FINISHED WATCHING CON AIR.
INSTEAD OF IMMEDIATELY TURNING IT OFF TO PROJECTILE VOMIT LIKE I NORMALLY WOULD, I ACTUALLY SAT THROUGH THE ENTIRE ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTEEN MINUTES OF IT.
I TOOK THOROUGH NOTES, MAKING FREQUENT CROSS REFERENCES WHILE DOING SO.
AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT CONCLUSION I FELL UPON?
WHAT MY HOURS OF RESEARCH AND OCULAR LEAKAGE HAS BROUGHT ME TO?
IT'S THAT IT SUCKS, JOHN.
IT SUCKS SO MUCH.
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[personal profile] alienates 2017-05-23 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
WHAT
*MY* TASTES ARE BAD?
I HAVE NEVER HAD A BAD TASTE ABOUT ANYTHING IN ALL OF MY SWEEPS.
DO YOU KNOW WHO THE TROLLS WHO RAN TROLL HOLLYWOOD WENT TO WHEN THEY NEEDED INPUT ON THEIR FILMS?
NOT ME, BUT IF THEY DIDN'T ALL DIE HORRENDOUSLY THEN I AM SURE THEY WOULD HAVE EVENTUALLY DISCOVERED WHO I WAS AND ASKED ME FOR ADVICE.
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i'm sorry

[personal profile] alienates 2017-05-24 02:36 pm (UTC)(link)
HMMM WELL, A BLOCKBUSTER CLASSIC WAS A FILM CALLED ARTIST AND GRAPHICS DESIGNER PATIENCE PHILLIPS IS A MEEK PEOPLE-PLEASER WHOSE MAIN SUPPORT IS HER BEST FRIEND SALLY. SHE WORKS FOR A COSMETICS COMPANY CALLED HEDARE BEAUTY, WHICH IS READY TO SHIP A NEW SKIN CREAM, CALLED BEAU-LINE, THAT IS ABLE TO REVERSE THE EFFECTS OF AGEING. HOWEVER, WHEN PATIENCE VISITS THE R&D LABORATORY FACILITY, SHE OVERHEARS A DISCUSSION BETWEEN THE SCIENTIST, DR. IVAN SLAVICKY, AND LAUREL HEDARE, THE MATESPRIT OF COMPANY-OWNER GEORGE HEDARE, ABOUT THE DANGEROUS SIDE EFFECTS FROM CONTINUED USE OF THE PRODUCT. LAUREL'S GUARDS DISCOVER PATIENCE AND ARE ORDERED TO DISPOSE OF HER. PATIENCE TRIES TO ESCAPE USING A CONDUIT PIPE, BUT THE MINIONS HAVE IT SEALED AND FLUSH HER OUT OF IT, DROWNING HER. WASHED UP ON SHORE AFTER DROWNING, PATIENCE IS MYSTERIOUSLY BROUGHT BACK TO LIFE BY AN ALTERNIAN MEOWBEAST, WHICH HAD APPEARED AT HER APARTMENT EARLIER; FROM THAT MOMENT ON, SHE DEVELOPS MEOWBEAST-LIKE ABILITIES. FROM THE CREATURE'S OWNER, ECCENTRIC RESEARCHER OPHELIA POWERS, PATIENCE LEARNS THAT ALTERNIAN MEOWBEASTS SERVE AS MESSENGERS OF HORRORTERRORS. PATIENCE REALIZES THAT SHE IS NOW A "MEOWWOMAN," REBORN WITH ABILITIES THAT ARE BOTH A BLESSING AND A CURSE. DISGUISED AS MEOWWOMAN TO HIDE HER IDENTITY, PATIENCE, UNDER COVER OF DARKNESS, SEARCHES FOR ANSWERS AS TO WHO KILLED HER AND WHY. EVENTUALLY, HER SEARCH (WHICH INCLUDES FINDING SLAVICKY'S BODY, AND LATER BEING ACCUSED OF HIS MURDER) LEADS HER TO LAUREL. SHE ASKS LAUREL TO KEEP AN EYE ON GEORGE, TO WHICH LAUREL AGREES. HOWEVER, WHEN PATIENCE CONFRONTS GEORGE (WHO IS AT AN OPERA WITH ANOTHER WOMAN), HE REVEALS HE KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT THE SIDE EFFECTS. THE POLICE, LED BY PATIENCE'S LOVE INTEREST DETECTIVE TOM LONE, ARRIVE AND MEOWWOMAN ESCAPES. LATER ON, LAUREL MURDERS HER MATESPRIT FOR HIS INFIDELITY, AND ADMITS TO HAVING DR. SLAVICKY KILLED BECAUSE HE WANTED TO CANCEL THE PRODUCT'S RELEASE. SHE CONTACTS MEOWWOMAN AND FRAMES HER FOR THE MURDER. MEOWWOMAN IS TAKEN INTO CUSTODY BY TOM, BUT NOT BEFORE LAUREL REVEALS THE SIDE-EFFECTS OF THE PRODUCT: DISCONTINUING ITS USE MAKES THE SKIN DISINTEGRATE, WHILE CONTINUING ITS USE MAKES THE SKIN AS HARD AS MARBLE. SHE ALSO PLANS TO RELEASE THE BEAU-LINE THE FOLLOWING DAY. PATIENCE SLIPS OUT OF HER JAIL CELL, AND CONFRONTS LAUREL IN HER OFFICE, (RESCUING TOM, WHO'D COME TO QUESTION LAUREL AFTER SECOND THOUGHTS ABOUT PATIENCE'S GUILT, IN THE PROCESS), REVEALING THAT LAUREL IS THE ONE RESPONSIBLE FOR HER DEATH. DURING THE FIGHT, SHE SCRATCHES LAUREL'S FACE, AND LAUREL FALLS OUT OF A WINDOW, GRABBING ONTO A PIPE FOR HER LIFE. LAUREL SEES HER FACE IN A WINDOW'S REFLECTION AND, HORRIFIED BY HER SKIN'S RAPID DISINTEGRATION, FAILS TO GRAB HOLD OF PATIENCE'S OUTSTRETCHED ARM AND FALLS TO HER DEATH. THOUGH PATIENCE IS CLEARED OF ANY CHARGES MADE AGAINST HER REGARDING THE DEATHS OF DR. SLAVICKY AND THE HEDARES, SHE DECIDES TO END THINGS WITH TOM, CHOOSING TO CONTINUE LIVING OUTSIDE THE LAW AND ENJOYING HER NEW-FOUND FREEDOM AS THE MYSTERIOUS MEOWWOMAN.

IT WAS VERY REVOLUTIONARY FOR ITS TIME.

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have you slept

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....acceptan;e

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[personal profile] potentite 2017-05-24 11:26 pm (UTC)(link)
John ive received word of the most heinous cataclysm.
Avatar 2 has been delayed again.
Now i dont want him to upset the apple cart. I trust in his vision. If its going to take years well then by golly let it take years!
And i will bide my time until its release.
But also this sucks.
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[personal profile] voideity 2017-05-27 08:39 am (UTC)(link)
soooo i hear u need a haircut
the vine of grapes tells me
i can give u a free 1
tone down that anime floof just a tad
tho have you noticed
that ur hair is the same as jakes just fuckin backwards
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[personal profile] voideity 2017-05-27 08:55 am (UTC)(link)
no
maybe
it has come up
i said i could give you a free haircut not that i kno how
thats why its freebie johnny
i mean i realized that the moment i met u
like wow
jakes evil twin from the mirrorverse
cept ur a lil cuter
so maybe jakey is the evil one idk
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[personal profile] voideity 2017-05-27 09:07 am (UTC)(link)
its so hard
your hair is soft and fluffy
like a baby animal
we named it maurice
are you saying jake is definitely the evil one bc that sounds like what the evil twin would say

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[personal profile] grimdeity 2017-06-12 08:03 am (UTC)(link)
Imagine yourself in a market.
Before you are two stalls of fresh apples.
The left one advertises that their apples grant everlasting youth.
The right says theirs will let you defy death.
Both are the same price, and behind each is a nondescript farmer with sincerity in their eyes.
Which do you choose?
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[personal profile] grimdeity 2017-06-12 08:30 am (UTC)(link)
Let us say it is a hypothetical, though I do like to keep you guessing.
They're apples, John.
They all taste the same.
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[personal profile] grimdeity 2017-06-12 08:39 am (UTC)(link)
Interesting.
Why more than one? Do you believe it will make you defy death multiple times?

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