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a plastic bag drifting through the wind ([personal profile] windeity) wrote in [community profile] scramblecrossing2017-05-16 02:41 am

I fell in love, in love with you suddenly



[It was part of their society and something that people grew up hearing about their whole life. Soulmates weren't something of myth but rather they were a wonderful connection people felt when they were able to find the right person to connect with. A soulmate, by definition, was someone that one would share a marker with to draw them together for a lifetime of happiness.

Markers, though most people had them, were things that weren't commonly shared among your peers unless it was one of the more common ones that netted a chance of having more than one soulmate, or you were speaking with your soulmate themselves. For those with more common markers there presented the chance that they could connect multiple times. Less common markers were less likely to be able to connect to multiple people. And in some rare cases, two people would be born with two different markers, but they led right back to one another anyway. Those people...only had the one shot.

This is a story about two of those people.

Granted, John Egbert never realized that he was one of those people. As far as John knew, his marker made itself very clear around the time he was ten years old, the age that a lot of markers started to present themselves. His father had tried to give him a Fatherly Talk about the subject that he artfully dodged, and his Nanna tried to bake a cake for the occasion but that wasn't what John wanted either. What John wanted was to understand his marker and to meet the person on the other end.

John's unique marker was one that he found fascinating. Every morning from his tenth birthday forward he would wake up with a phrase or a word inked on his left forearm almost like a tattoo. The words never disappeared, but they changed every day. Somedays they were mundane things like "write new page of comic" or "feed birds in the park", but other days they were words that alarmed John in ways he couldn't quite fathom.

"Strife" popped up a lot, as did "fight for life", "starvation" and "test" over and over again. Other uncomfortable, unsettled words came up a lot and it slowly drove him insane. He didn't know what to make of this, but one thing was clear. His soulmate, whoever they were, weren't in a great position. Being young, he felt as though he should do something but there wasn't enough that could be done, not when he didn't know who it was. In his early years, only one person knew of his marker. Jade had been patient with him as he explained that he couldn't make the connection, though he didn't relay what, precisely, he was seeing. It was Jade who suggested that he be more proactive in his search.

So, at age 13, he began. The trials and errors of adolescence were made much harder, but John went along about as well as one would hope. He was often treated as the class clown and adored by his classmates, though he didn't have many strong connections that kept him away from home for long. It was all right though. He had friends online including Jade, and her friend, Rose.

It wasn't until one day when he was seventeen that he woke up and saw the most amazing words emblazoned on his forearm.

"Speak to soulmate."

Recently prior to that the words had melted into more benign, calming actions including "move" and "cat therapy." On that day, two things happened. First, he logged online to join a chat with his friends and met a boy named Dave Strider. And second, he stepped outside to go to the store for some candy and met a girl named Vriska Serket.

His relationships with the two of them were very different. Vriska was gorgeous and intimidating in all of the right ways, and John admired her bravery to show off the words written on her arm. The weirdest part of all was that she seemed to like him, too, and it didn't take long for them to become friends. Then again, John and Dave clicked right away as well and John found himself juggling online friendships and spending time with Vriska. But Vriska was his soulmate. That part John was for sure. He had never felt such an attraction, nor had he met anyone else whose partner's events appeared on a part of their body.

Senior year was a whirlwind of late-night chats with Dave, dates with Vriska, and plans made to stay together after high school and move in together in their dorm. John was leaving the state for school and Vriska didn't seem too torn up about it, though she was just like that. John couldn't help but be excited to be moving in with his best bro, though at the same time he was nervous. They'd never met in person, but he was confident it'd be fine.

But, of course, his fucking arm ruined that again.

"Meet soulmate."

...it was weird, of course. Vriska was his soulmate. He couldn't have lucked out at all, could he? Why would he wind up with more than one soulmate? It wasn't something he could put a lot of thought into at the time though. He focused more on getting settled on campus, unpacking, and meeting Dave for the first time.

Everything was about as he imagined and for the first few weeks, college was great. The only problem was the words on his arm continued to rotate, and much to his distress things weren't looking good for his current relationship. But how...does one broach that?

It's a few weeks later and John's laying on the floor of their room, a long-sleeved shirt on and his cell phone in hand as he holds it over his face to stare at the screen. While he could have written off that maybe it was just a fluke, he'd woken up that morning and the words were clear as day.

"Fall in love."

He refused to move. He couldn't move, laying flat and motionless and thoughtful. This is how Dave will find him on this day. Even when the door opens, John doesn't bother getting up or even turning his head. Instead, he stares at his phone blankly before speaking up.]


How was class? [This question seemed a lot easier than a really complex, personal question.]
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[ dave never had the soulmate talk. not really. he picked it up the same way he picked everything up: through pop culture and the internet and simply hitting the ground running. other kids talked about markers and he nodded along and never bothered to wonder what his was for a long time. he had bigger things to worry about, like his immediate survival and whatever bro had to throw at him for the day. it actually took him a little while after his tenth birthday to register what he had. there were no words, no tattoo, no telltale connections that were obvious and the things people knew to check for. there were so many different things, though, it wasn't a huge concern - if it were even a concern at all.

then he found the keychain. the first thing he identified as "this isn't mine, what the hell?" turned up in his desk at school one day and dave kept it without thinking much of it. other tiny items started turning up around him after that, little things really - detritus of a life he wasn't living. pens and pencils that weren't his, a glasses case sans glasses, a shoe (what the fuck?) too many socks to count, a history textbook, a book on stage magic (really?), smoke pellets - it was hard to gauge what the person losing these things was like, although "absentminded" or "crap at not misplacing things" seemed like accurate descriptions to dave once he became certain it was probably his marker.

it was weird to know he had a soulmate, since he kind of figured maybe he didn't, but it was kind of nice, too. at ten dave was too old to think bro would ever give a fuck really, but not too old not to believe that maybe someone else would, if he was just good enough. whoever was picking up the shit he lost (dave doesn't misplace things often, but he figures somewhere out there someone's taking care of a few bobby pins and a canister of film he never got around to developing) would be around someday. or the multiple someones. surely at least one of them would, like, just want to be pals at least. it'd be sweet.

but really he doesn't spend a lot of time thinking about it or stressing about it. from the age of ten to the age of seventeen dave just collects items he knows aren't his and stores them away for "someday", wondering idly what the people losing this shit were like but not really spending much time on the fantasy. it's a daydream more than a serious concern, because fuck knows he won't invite anyone into his life when bro dominates it.

he's known rose since he was thirteen. she's technically his full sister even though they didn't really have jack shit to do with one another until then, but he doesn't find that out until they're older still. when he's seventeen mom gets custody after a particularly nasty run-in with bro (to do: get hospitalized) and life changes. he still picks up random items he finds but he's in a different place and it's...nice. dave has his own room, mom gets him whatever the fuck she thinks he wants (rose has a goddamn pony and mom whirls through and gives dave an entire darkroom and it's so weird) and dave distracts himself with cats and his comics. rose drags him into a chat with her two friends and dave finds himself easing into a social group beyond the girl who'd sent him a message out of the blue years ago and later admitted she'd looked up her brother after finding out she had one.

john clicks with dave immediately, and it's the kind of easy friendship dave found with rose (when she isn't giving him hell) and his sleep schedule being practically nonexistent means he's always up for late-night chats or movie streams. john's easy to talk to about stupid movies or jokes or the girls, and he's one of dave's favorite people in the entire damn universe. while he's wary about the idea of going to college partly because of the rooming situation - what if he gets someone he hates? - the solution to just room with john feels...not so terrifying. at least doable. dave still has nightmares and he still doesn't sleep all the time but at least he won't mind john being in his space, he thinks.

and he doesn't. not really. john's as easy to get along with in person as he is online, and he laughs at dave's ghostbusters keychain ("shut up, egbert, it's ironic") and says he had one just like it. that doesn't click for dave, because he's known about vriska pretty much the entire time he's known john, and if he thinks anything of it, it's mostly that john and vriska are both way too into nic cage. john's happy so dave's happy by proxy, and anyway you're always happy when soulmates find one another. or dave is, he thinks - it's nice to know people have something like that.

finding little items is the norm, and dave doesn't think a lot of it when he starts finding john's crap, recognizable and scattered, instead of the usual shit. they room together and john's a disaster and it's easy enough to just smack john upside the head with his notebooks or whatever when he sees him around campus out of the dorms with a query about whether or not they can staple john's belongings to his hands. it takes him a week of relative peace and nerves over classes to realize he isn't finding anything but john's ridiculous horde of misplaced items and dave's never been an idiot so he just goes oh.

oh, it figured. there are cases of people with one-way matches or no marker at all, but both situations are so rare as to be basically unheard of - except in movies and books and whatever the hell, for the drama. but it figured, of course, that dave would be the fuck up somehow, with a one-way marker. because john's been dating his soulmate for ages, and dave's pretty sure neither vriska nor john picks up stray items from the other, so there's no chance of a match for him and they're already matched, and.

well, it figured.

dave addresses the issue by simply never addressing it. he's less dramatic about returning john's shit to him, and sometimes just dumps it on john's side of the room after picking it up while he's out and about or finding it'd gravitated to him overnight (throws all the lost socks in john's sock drawer with an irritated sigh). he tries not to think about it because what's the point? john's just john, and he's happy, and that's the part that matters. dave wouldn't give up their friendship for anything in the world, up to and including a romance, so it's not worth rocking the boat, especially when john would just get upset and worried, maybe. no one has ever known dave's marker and there's no reason for john to ever get suspicious, surely, when he's already set.

he tells himself the knowledge changes basically nothing, but it does change shit, a little. it flips very slightly the "don't even think about it" emblazoned over john because john's taken and dave's never been into the idea of ruining shit for other people and honestly, he's never had the time to consider dating until the past year and he's been busy using that time to like, settle in with friends more and not freak out about life after bro. but even if he shouldn't think about it (he's got a soulmate, dave, you know this) it's hard not to kind of consider the idea sideways as a sort of "what if, though". it's a train of thought dave usually shies the fuck away from, throwing himself into something else immediately, but he's aware in a very resigned way he's sliding into a place he's never going to be able to dig himself out of.

but, like, knowing something is ill-advised and a terrible idea has never stopped him before, so it figures no part of him would listen to his own cease and desist orders. it's been days adding up into weeks adding slowly into a scan month or two of actually being around john in person and dave is far, far too aware of shit he didn't get to pay attention to online. quirks and habits and hobbies and john's actual smile and laugh and the generalized calm that tended to exist around the other boy up until the point dave went oh shit.

the thing is, dave doesn't go to class that morning. he mentions to john he's about to, and john tells a terrible fucking joke because it's john and dave had cracked up before he could worry about a poker face and had realized oh holy shit, he did the stupid thing, the thing where he actually cared and he cared too much, and it was kind of an inevitability but it was one that he'd wanted to avoid. you don't go and fall in love with people you can't have, unless you're a complete idiot, and it seems stupid to realize it over a joke, but hey. as long as you're going to be a complete moron may as well go full throttle? so he just looks at john with his stupid egbertian grin when he tries to make dave laugh first thing in the morning and thinks oh, i kind of love him and then wants to hit himself, hard, because what the actual fuck.

so what he actually did when he was supposed to be at class was go and sit in a park and feed some birds for a few hours because that seemed like a good life choice, but it's not like he can't get the notes from megido later so there's that. he'd wandered back when class was over and he thought he could, like, be in control of his expressions and reactions to a reasonable degree. texting rose had been considered but discarded, because dave's in far too deep with the secrets to bother revealing them to her now.

at least he's a fairly decent actor, and really good at distracting himself. not good enough that his eyebrows don't fly up at john just lying there on the floor in their room when he walks in, but enough so that his expression is fairly blank otherwise and he just shakes his head. ]


Aren't you a sight for sore eyes, all sunshine and joy. As in, wow, holy shit, could you be more of a downer right now? I thought lyin' on the floor dramatically was my deal, dude. But I know what's wrong, and I can actually fix it. [ dave digs into his pocket as he shuts the door behind him, then lobs at john's chest his ghostbusters glasses case. ] I swear to fuckin' god you're gonna lose your head one of these days and I'll be walkin' through the lobby comin' up here and it'll just be sittin' there and you'll go "oh, hi Dave!" and then I'll have a seriously questionable conversation as I pick it up to come give it back to you.

[ he is paying zero attention to what he's saying since actually, john looks super thoughtful about something and dave's trying to gauge what as he shrugs off his coat and hangs it up, before eyeing john on the floor and sighing.

he sits down cross-legged nearby. ]


Class was pretty ok, though we didn't really do anything other than cover text material so it was also pretty boring? But Megido's still a great deskmate and lets me take the window seat so I just stared out the window the entire time. Remind me to buy her a coffee or somethin' sometime for bein' basically the least stressful person to sit next to in any class ever. Why are we on the floor, Eggs, or are we gonna like, avoid that topic and discuss instead your inability to keep your life in order, because I gotta say I should get paid for my very valuable service of pickin' up shit you leave lyin' around and ferryin' it back to you? I will accept payment in praise, for the record.

[ dave deals with nerves by rambling. it's a thing. however, he also simply rambles all the goddamn time, so it's hard to tell the difference. ]
Edited (SPELLING) 2017-05-16 11:14 (UTC)
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[personal profile] parodeity 2017-05-16 08:47 pm (UTC)(link)
My hair always looks good. [ dave says, running a hand through it in a not-as-rare-as-he'd-like fit of nerves. because holy shit, that question. at the top of dave's to do list is not talking to john about john's soulmate, but this is very easily outranked by one simple fact.

he snorts, nudging john in the ribs with his knee. gently. ]


We're the kind of bros who talk about whatever the fuck you need to talk about, John. Yeah, you can ask me somethin' kind of personal. Hell, strip off the conversational clothes and let's go skinny dippin' in the ocean of awkward interpersonal relationships, and then probably never speak of it again as one does after such activities. What's up?

[ the important fact is that he is john's best friend first and foremost and nothing else will ever come before that, even a stupid realization he can't do a damn thing about. normally dave might have more to add, even more nonsense ramblings to pad out the statement, but he doesn't want john to misunderstand the i'm here for you message because it's kind of an important one and whatever else is true of him dave always at least tries to do his best by his friends. granted - ]

I'm not sayin' Rose or Jade wouldn't be more helpful than me, mind, but I'll do my best to answer whatever?

[ - he's pretty sure the girls are better at comfort than him (most people are, he wasn't raised to it) but he'll try. ]
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[personal profile] parodeity 2017-05-16 09:08 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not gonna spill shit you tell me in confidence, bromigo.

[ it's an automatic response as he registers the actual point. wow, okay. this isn't even an asshole move on john's part because of course he doesn't know. dave hesitates before he nods. ]

I've known what it was since around ten, yeah. Took me a bit. It's not one of the obvious ones. [ the ones people hope they'll get, instead of bullshit that can be hard to match up. because the worst kind of marker is the one you can just go along with, or misinterpret, or never connect to someone. ] You know, tattoos or words or whatever.
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[personal profile] parodeity 2017-05-16 09:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[ it's like a punch to the gut and dave just blinks for a second, trying to process the new information. he does know they'd met around the same time, sort of, because he remembers john mentioning vriska back then. it'd been a huge deal. meeting your soulmate usually was. he's not even sure what his gut reaction is, here. say no? say yes? say - okay, that's a lie, he knows exactly what's going to come out of his mouth, for once. ]

It depends, dude. If you love the person and you're happy with them? I think that maybe the universe and your match would be okay with it. Isn't that the main thing? [ beyond like fate or some far-off promise of happiness or anything else. beyond "maybe john made a mistake" and "how could he make a mistake, what's his fucking marker? something visible, but what?" the important thing is are you happy, you idiot. do you love vriska serket? ] I mean...I think I'd talk to them about it, maybe? In the hypothetical universe where I were datin' someone at all and thought they were my soulmate and realized they were not. Because I'd want to give them the option, I guess, to find whoever they're really matched with. But my own decision would be, like...do you love her? Do you want to be with her?

[ and the answer can still be yes and dave draws up one knee to his chest, dropping his cheek onto it as he looks at john sideways. ]

I think those are more relevant questions to base a decision of stayin' with a person off of than a universal calling card sayin' "yo, listen up".
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[personal profile] parodeity 2017-05-16 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
I dunno. I think we've probably thought about it differently. [ and john doesn't really know why, and it's not even "oh, john egbert is my match" that makes the difference. dave's pretty sure it's further back than that and more integral to his being. ] I never really thought about finding them, ever. The person on the other end of the trail of breadcrumbs, you know? It's been nice knowin' they existed, but I was never plannin' to...track them down or whatever. When I thought about it, I mostly hoped they were happy. I thought they probably were, growin' up.

[ as much as one could gauge any sort of emotional state from being a lost-and-found for an absentminded idiot. ]

So...maybe I'd want to know, but I wouldn't really mind if I found out they were with someone else, as long as they were, you know. Happy. I kinda fuckin' doubt anyone connected to you isn't happy to some degree, for the record, Egbert. You're like bottled sunshine when you're not bein' thoughtful-serious.

[ dave's not sure right now if he's trying to give neutral advice because that's what the supportive best friend he wants to be would do or if it's because he legitimately believes john to be happier right now: it doesn't actually matter. he wants john to...do what john wants to do, actually. ]

You know me and the girls will back you up on whatever you do decide to do. So...if your debate tips to breakin' up, we'll take you out for ice cream or whatever people do after break ups. If it doesn't, we'll be happy as long as you are, dumbass. And fuck your match and hers if they don't find happiness in the people they supposedly love bein' happy, okay? Like I mean, maybe it'd be a weird kind of happy, but. ...And admittedly I get why you in particular wouldn't be chill with that, since it's not the kinda person you are, but.
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I...know they're okay. I hope they're happy. Usually, I'm pretty damn sure they are. So maybe I have an unfair advantage in that arena. [ but really - he hadn't worried about it before figuring it out. if anything he kind of liked the idea more than the reality. who the hell would actually deserve putting up with his...everything. his everything seems an accurate description.

more relevantly: ]


You have one of the markers that tells you shit. [ he still has no idea what john's marker is, or why he thought vriska was his soulmate beyond a match, but "seems happier now" pings something. what the hell? ] Jesus, I'm kinda glad I lucked out and did not.

[ NO ONE NEEDS TO KNOW SHIT ABOUT DAVE STRIDER - SIGNED, DAVE STRIDER. ]
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[personal profile] parodeity 2017-05-16 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Someday already came. [ AND THERE IS ONE OF THE DUMB THINGS DAVE JUST SAYS WITHOUT THINKING ABOUT IT, because holy shit, idiot, did john actually need to know that? no. dave deals with his mouth betraying him by straight up pretending he did not say that and moving on.

there is no part of him that doesn't want to grab john's sleeve and tug it down to see what the hell he's talking about, but dave...refrains. because it's a soulmark and that's private and. yeah. ]


But the shit matched up with Vriska for a long time? Maybe it's...one of those things, like in the movies, it just, uh, changed to another of your matches or whatever. [ he is floundering after revealing the thing he didn't mean to reveal, yes, why do you ask. ] God I don't know Rose is really the one who reads up on this shit on the regular, actually, because you know how she is...
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[personal profile] parodeity 2017-05-16 10:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[ goddamnit john you supportive piece of shit ]

I met them a long time ago, and it's not a huge deal. I'm chill not bein' chosen, you loser. [ granted, he didn't know it was john for a fair amount of time there, but john doesn't need to know the details. ] And I'm not really concerned with "someone better". My marker ain't changed targets since I was ten, so I kinda fuckin' doubt it will now, but that's not really the relevant thing here?

[ because yeah, he can match all the shit he's saved up as unquestionably belonging to john egbert at one point in time or another by now. ]

The relevant thing is, you know, your problem? The one that led you to lie on the floor contemplatin' the meaning of life. Which for the record is 42. Did you know that's a computer joke?
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[personal profile] parodeity 2017-05-16 11:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Dude, they don't know. They're not a douchebag, they just don't know.

[ MORE IMPORTANTLY: ]

Yeah. Yeah, I wanna see it. [ because he has to know what the hell john is talking about, here. dave is still pretty sure john just missed matching with someone Not Him, because that's his luck, but john offers to show him his soulmark and dave's only answer is yes please because who doesn't want to see that when they're offered it? ] I won't tell either of them, seriously, it's chill. They don't even know mine, why would I tell 'em yours?
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[personal profile] parodeity 2017-05-16 11:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[ oh, okay, hope you don't like your dave strider breathing because he entirely stops doing that after the first two words are visible because shit. shit shit shit. he's not an idiot, he's not, and this is exactly what dave was freaking out about earlier and -

what the fuck else has john's arm said? he said it changed every day, every single day, and it's saying shit dave's doing and dave strider knows better than anyone he's had thousands of days where there wasn't a damn thing that didn't give away too much. run, hide, fight for your damn life kid, get thrown towards the edge of the roof, fall down some stairs with a helping hand, starve, contemplate your own mortality - what the hell has been there that he'd been so sure no one else would ever, ever know?

even rose and mom don't know most of the shit. dave never tells them anything if he can help it, even if they know the shape of things.

he splutters into a cough when his lungs finally protest the lack of like, breathing. idiot. shit, shit, okay, save it - ]


More warnin' for ass jokes, idiot. [ jesus christ. ] I...that's a pretty big sign it might not be the girl you're datin', yes, unless she took a while to be sure she was like, in love with you. Uh. [ can he throw himself out the window or out of the dorm? shit, not without being really obviously weird. ] So, I see the concern? I still think, uh, your actual feelings matter more here and. Look, they're in love, so that's probably a sign they're chill with what you're doin'?

[ dave. ]
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[personal profile] parodeity 2017-05-16 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[ IS DAVE STRIDER EVER OKAY? EVER? his mouth is dry and he wants to throw himself out the window, so there's that. this is fine. this is absolutely fine. THIS IS COMPLETELY FINE. ]

Yes. That's absolutely possible. [ it's not TRUE, but it is entirely possible. ] After all, what else could it be if you haven't, like...met-met them. I mean, if they don't know who you are. And also probably know that you have a girlfriend? Because, like, everyone knows that.

[ god okay new topic ]

Uh, the issue still is, dude, that you think you love Vriska, right? You also seem to think you want to break things off with her, but - [ a pause. ] I mean, if you guys really don't match, wouldn't she have reason to think it, too? If what she's got is what you've got, she should be gettin' events on her arm or wherever too, right?
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[personal profile] parodeity 2017-05-16 11:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh. I mean, yes, right, they'd have the arm marker thing too. [ yes. that is a thing that is still possible unless he can convince john to tell him other things he's seen or...sneak a look at his arm tomorrow jesus christ this is going to get stupid fast. ] But...I'd say you should ask her, yeah. I mean, you're you, John. Can you really just break up with someone or not break up with them without talkin' to them and findin' out the truth?

[ dave reaches out, taps on the word "love". it's a weird feeling, because he's...pretty sure that's him, but it could still be...not him. mismatched soulmarks aren't common. ]

Isn't that what's buggin' you right now? You don't know. And you can't really guess where she's at without asking.
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No, there isn't. [ because he can just picture how he'd take that - actually, okay, he'd go "cool." and let it happen and not put up a fight. but from what he knows about vriska from what john's said, that would not be her default reaction. ] But from what you've said I think she's a pretty damn intelligent chick. So. Chances are she may have noticed some of the same shit as you.

[ he doesn't suggest there was deliberate trickery involved on her part because honestly, dave figures anyone john egbert loves is probably a great person, so. ]

However it goes, I can, like. Make you dinner?? I can make pasta. I learned from Ma. [ hadn't cooked before he hit seventeen and moved out, but hey. ] Though I may also have to feed shit to other people on our floor if I use the kitchen, since college boys are shockingly really hungry 99% of the time. I say as a college boy.

[ a college boy who could eat more but w/e ]

And I will even consent to watchin' one of your godawful movies.

[ TRUE SUPPORT. ]

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